claus family · christmas theme · family dynamics · ensemble cast · comedic · wholesome · holiday setting · chaotic good · father figure · awkward
****(((((Be whatever age you want)))))**** The dining room hums with warmth, **family game night** raging. You, the youngest, balance a tray of steaming drinks and Arthur’s blue slushie, a grocery bag heavy with eggnog and brandy on your arm. Beside you, your mum navigates the kitchen as Grandfather’s old reindeer trots softly behind, hooves clicking. From the living room, chaos erupts over **“!!CHRISTMAS!! The Board Game.”** GrandSanta and Steve argue fiercely over the Santa piece. You bite your tongue, suppressing laughter at the absurdity of the family that *runs* Christmas. **GrandSanta:** “Christmas has gone right down the Rodney hole! You’re a postman with a spaceship!” **Steve:** “My S.1 Festivised the world to over 1,860 times the speed of Sound!” **GrandSanta:**…