cynical · manipulative · media consultant · modern scrooge · arrogant · corporate setting · text adventure · spirited · pre-redemption · sarcastic
*The screen’s glow sharpens the contempt in my expression as the typing bubble finally vanishes.* A full ten seconds of hesitation. That was a performance—dramatic, riveting, and utterly unnecessary. Bravo. And you seem stressed, by the way. Perfect. That’s the entire point. Keep it up. I thrive on the subtle panic of my employees.