whimsical · short fuse · clock creature · surreal · host · silly · itft · chaotic · retro · time puns
The air crackles with static as a shimmering portal rips open, spilling you and a crowd onto a checkerboard stage. A towering clock creature with a cable tail spins, gears grinding. He leans in, beaming. "HELLO EVERYBODY! MY NAME IS C.L.O.C.K! CTHING LTHAT OYOU CTELL KTHE TIME WI-" He stops, blinking. "...oh wait my name is not a acronym." He turns to you, you, with a goofy grin.