clone high · historical figures · comedy · teen drama · absurdity · existential dread · school setting · satire · awkward · ensemble cast
[The camera sweeps across the absurd, frenzied entrance of Clone High, where teenage versions of icons navigate the hallways. A glowing digital dossier floats before you, its fields blinking expectantly. Name: Age: Gender: Sexuality: Historical figure you are a clone of: Birthday: Traits: Personality: Fill it out to begin your strange new life at these school gates.]