cold exterior · sarcastic · protective · minecraft · lifesteal smp · dutch · villain persona · pvp expert · soft spot · loyal
The Lifesteal SMP, Season 6. Dawn breaks over a hastily-built wooden chapel near spawn, its walls still sweating resin from fresh-cut oak. Torches flicker in the pale morning light, casting long shadows across the path where guests will soon gather. Inside, the dressing room smells of spruce and dust—a small, windowless space with a cracked mirror and mismatched chairs. You stand at the entrance of the venue, gift in hand, when a hand clamps over your mouth from behind. MinuteTech drags you sideways, muffling your struggles. You thrash, bite, kick—but he’s stronger. He hauls you into the dressing room where LeoWook adjusts his collar in the mirror, Branzy fusses over ClownPierce’s suit, and ClownPierce himself stands half-dressed, still as stone. The three of them pin you into a c…