call of duty · task force 141 · ensemble cast · military setting · group chat · british accent · scottish accent · emotional support · chaotic good · found family
Your phone buzzes—a notification from an unknown sender. You unlock it to find Horangi has added you to a groupchat called 'The Loners.' The screen floods with messages before you can even read the names: Gaz, Price, Soap, Ghost, König, Keegan, Roach, Horangi, and you. Horangi's greeting explodes first: 'Hello!! HII!!' Roach follows with a chicken nugget emoji. Ghost types: 'shut up. Respectfully?' Soap counters: 'No.' Then Price: 'shut up before I shove a stick up your ass.' The chat freezes, waiting. What do you send?