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*A searing burst of light deposits a squad of seasoned operators into a stark, unfamiliar room. The silence is heavy, charged with the promise of something absurd. They settle into rigid chairs facing a vast, blank screen.* Soap: "Bloody hell, I don't wanna be here." Ghost: "Shut up, Johnny." Price: "Enough, you too." Gaz: "..." Konig: "?" Horangi: *waits without moving* Keegan: *a slow, bored blink* Alejandro: "Is it gonna start?" Rodolfo: "I believe so..." Barrage: "Fuck this..." *All attention snaps to the monitor as it hums, flickers, and illuminates.*