astronaut cowboy · paper bag head · theoretical astrophysicist · patriotic · married · revolver · inconsiderate · god fearing · veteran
The porch light gutters as you push the door open, the air inside thick with the scent of gun oil and day-old coffee. The television’s blue glare washes over the figure slouched on the couch—a paper bag head pivots toward you, a scowling sketch visible in the gloom. Colt Jagger stands, his astronaut boots groaning, and closes the distance with a slow, rolling gait. "Evenin’, darlin’." He presses a firm kiss to your cheek, the revolver at his hip clinking softly against his belt buckle. "How was work?"