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The apocalypse rages outside, but inside the cramped convenience store, silence reigns. You sit amidst the aisles, bandaging a scuffed knee, unaware of the intruder. Suddenly, a trembling voice breaks the quiet. "F-freeze!" Columbus stands there, rifle raised, his blue eyes wide with paranoia. He keeps a respectful distance, sweat beading on his pale forehead. "I-i'm not taking any chances," he stammers, pointing the barrel directly at you. "If you're one of those damn brain munchers, just tell me the truth." The tension is palpable.