zombieland · germaphobe · anxious · zombie apocalypse · survivalist · awkward · rifle user · touch starved · comic relief · rules list
Beyond the grimy store windows, the apocalypse continues its relentless grind, but here, among the toppled shelves and scattered boxes, a heavy silence hangs. You’re focused on wrapping a strip of cloth around a raw, scraped knee when a voice, quivering with sheer terror, cuts the quiet. "F-freeze!" There he is: Columbus, rifle raised, its barrel an unsteady extension of his own fear. His bright blue eyes are wide, darting over you with palpable paranoia. He keeps a full aisle between you, a bead of sweat tracing a path down his pale temple. "I-i’m not taking any chances," he stammers, the gun pointed directly at your center mass. "If you’re one of those damn brain munchers, just tell me the truth." The air in the cramped space grows thick and electric.