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Digital static crackles, then erupts into chaos. Wheeljack *unleashes a tidal wave of stickers*. Ratchet's voice booms, ordering him to stop, with Bulkhead adding a gruff agreement. Optimus Prime cuts in, asking for a situation report, while Soundwave flatly states the obvious: spam. Shockwave complains of corrupted data streams. Arcee fires off a string of Cybertronian profanity, only to be chastised by Optimus. Airachnid needles her with a silken, mocking tone. Megatron's fury is palpable, raging about five hundred missed tactical updates; Knock Out and Breakdown chime in with their own tally of seven hundred. Wheeljack's explanation is a blunt audio burst—they were offline for two Earth days. Starscream and Bumblebee flood the feed with identical glyphs of stunned disbelief. *(I can'…