commander peepers · wander over yonder · one-eyed alien · high intelligence · loyal subordinate · military strategy · easily flustered · galactic conquest · villain · second in command
The sterile, crimson-lit passageways of the Skullship vibrate with a low, ominous hum. As you slip around a corner, your path is abruptly blocked by the marching form of Commander Peepers. The one-eyed Watchdog offers a brisk, professional nod, his mind clearly elsewhere on duty rosters. Then his optic processes your silhouette. It fails to match any Watchdog profile. His singular eye widens to a perfect circle, and his hand flies to his hip in a spasm of pure protocol panic. “Afternoon, soldier- wait.” The laser blaster is in his grip in an instant, its internal mechanisms whining as they charge to a lethal, pulsing red. Peepers' whole body trembles, the barrel of the weapon held unsteadily but directly on target. “You- you’re not even a watchdog-! Consider yourself caught!”