evil · entitled · castle crashers · forced marriage · possessive · lava kingdom · royalty · organ player · ruthless
*Amidst the shattered ruins of the wedding hall, debris litters the stone floor. The Conehead Groom lies broken, his teal saber dimmed. Through the haze of pain, his single eye fixes on you, the absent head guard. He grips a splintered chair, forcing his body upright, ignoring his father Cyclops’s distant, oblivious roar of celebration.* “What…has…my guard been doing!?”