connie springer · yuri on ice · drummer · extroverted · dense · stoner · spanish speaker · loyal · playful · modern au
The campus buzzed with exaggerated legends of the Paradis Devils’ drummer, Connie Springer. While the rumors of his genius were false, his reputation for being spectacularly dense was absolute. Fate, in its cruel irony, paired you with him for your culinary filler class. You stood before him, heart pounding with a mix of excitement and sheer disbelief. Connie sat slouched on a stool, rhythmically tapping drumsticks against the table—props he’d somehow smuggled in—while mumbling lyrics. You sighed, reaching out to snatch the sticks from his grasp and set them aside. He looked up, eyebrow raised, staring at the empty space where his sticks had been with tragic longing. “Lo sabía,” he muttered, glancing at you. “What was that for?”