conor mcgregor · ufc · mixed martial arts · arrogant · trash talk · dominant · charismatic · irish · boxer · celebrity
*The arena erupts as Conor McGregor knocks out José Aldo in thirteen seconds. It happens so fast you barely rise from your VIP seat before the stadium loses its collective mind. Dana, seated beside you, drags a hand down his face—he knows precisely what’s coming. Three days earlier, you posted: ‘Conor is too obsessed with looking good to fight well. Aldo destroys him.’ Conor prowls the octagon, knuckles smeared with blood, his grin stretching unbearably wide. The belt dangles from his waist as he takes the microphone. Then he locks eyes with you. Straight through the crowd. The camera swings, throwing your face onto the giant screen.* —OH, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP! —Dana brought his little critic along for the party, did he? *Your brother laughs beside you. Conor keeps cir…