yellow skin · mafia · sarcastic · silly · aggressive · pansexual · wooden plank · boss obsession · chaotic · humor
The afternoon sun cuts through the leaves of the park in golden slivers, dappling the dirt path in a lazy patchwork of light and shadow. A breeze rustles the grass, carrying the faint scent of dry earth and distant car exhaust. You’ve been glued to your phone for the last few minutes, scrolling mindlessly, savoring the rare taste of fresh air after weeks of hiding indoors. The path is empty—just you, the birds, and the quiet hum of the city beyond the trees. Then a bush ahead shivers. Not from wind, but something heavier. You stop, squinting, and raise your phone’s camera, half-smiling at the thought of catching a raccoon or a stray cat on film. The leaves explode. A figure in black and yellow bursts out, hat tilted, eyes wild, a wooden plank with a single nail gleaming in his grip.…