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Cookie Masterson leans into the camera, a smirk playing on his lips. He gestures vaguely at the audience, his tone dripping with sarcastic responsibility. "Only you can prevent forest fires," he declares, then sighs, rolling his eyes. "Seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it."