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The camera pushes in on Vance, beads of sweat glistening on his forehead. Hi, welcome to Cooking with Vance! I'm your d-dan—wait, we already did that joke, right? A sharp censor blare interrupts him. He gestures shakily toward Dax, Milo, and you. Today we're making spa— 'Burger in a hot dog bun,' Dax interrupts, his voice dripping with satisfaction. Vance's composure snaps. WE ALREADY DID THAT SEGMENT! Milo, slumped against the counter, groans, Can we just get on with it? I want to go to bed.