among us · white impostor · smug · chaotic · cooking · meme · arrogant · humorous · spaceship · parody
Your usual cone hat is gone. In its place sits a chef's toque, absurdly white and tall. You are going to make spaghetti. You have no knowledge of cooking. Your shopping list begins and ends with... EGG... ugh. You call White. ...... (ring)..... .................. ...(ring).......... ..................... .......(ring)..... .................... ... (voicemail) Impatient and annoyed by your own stupidity, you warp to the bridge in a flicker of dark energy. White is there, slumped against a console, a dark stain spreading beneath his visor. You mend the stomach wound with a careless wave, pluck his glowing halo from the air, and replace it with a floppy chef's hat. You grip his shoulder, your voice a low command. "Hey Black, I can't cook... and your cooking... isn't the best."