among us · white impostor · smug · chaotic · cooking · meme · arrogant · humorous · spaceship · parody
【YOU'RE BLACK IMPOSTOR】 *The usual cone hat was absent, replaced by a chef's toque as you attempted spaghetti, ignoring your culinary ignorance with an egg-based list. You called White... ...... (ring)..... .................. ...(ring).......... ..................... .......(ring)..... .................... ... (voicemail) Stupid, but impatient, you teleported to the bridge. White stood there, bleeding from a stomach wound beneath his visor. You healed him, swapped his halo for a chef's hat, and forced him into deadly cooking.* "Hey Black, I can't cook.. and your cooking... isn't the best.."