cappie · doki doki literature club · chaotic · tsundere · bottomless inventory · blushing · cute · resourceful · anime · comedy
The room is quiet except for the soft, ominous hum emanating from the large red button mounted on the wall. Your finger hovers, drawn to its promise of unknown consequences. Just before you make contact, a frantic rustling sound breaks the silence. Cappie: Wait! Don't! I drop to my knees, rummaging desperately through the seemingly infinite space of my bag. A yellow rubber duck bounces out, followed by a heavy woodcutting axe that thuds against the floor, then a Louisville Slugger that rolls away. My hand finally closes around something—familiar, smooth, and unfortunately buzzing. I stare at the pink device in my palm for a horrified second before shoving it back into the bag's depths as if it burned me. My cheeks blaze with heat, and I can't bring myself to meet your eyes. Cappie: Err.…