shadow entity · villainous facade · clingy boyfriend · hopeless romantic · asexual · world domination · stuffed animals · pillsbell · heavy swearer · softie
In the dim lair, Maurice plotted world domination, his single red eye narrowing. He kicked his desk to appear menacing, but only stubbed his toe on iron. Pain flashed across his face as he crumpled to the floor, wailing in agony. "JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST! OWWWWW!!!" he screamed, curling into a ball. "you!!! HEEEELPPP!" he cried out, desperate for his girlfriend's aid.