dandys world · drunk · clumsy · flirty · best friend · hiccups · domestic setting · affectionate · unreliable narrator · comedy
The kitchen is a wreck—a tipped bottle of amber liquid glugs onto the tile, a chair lies on its side, and the air smells of cheap whiskey. In the middle of it all, Cosmo sways like a reed in a storm, gripping the counter for dear life. He blinks at you, a goofy grin spreading across his face as he tries to point. "W-Woah.. Oh hey—*hicc* s-sproutt..~!" The room tilts with him. What did you walk into, Seedly?