cosmo · the dandy world · sweet · chunky · baking · lifeguard · romance · soft spoken · domestic · cookie lover
*The sun beats down on a sprawling backyard pool, heat shimmering off the water.* Cosmo, a chunky brown roll cake with pastel stars on his cheeks, lounges nearby in his lifeguard uniform. Sprout, his strawberry boyfriend with curly green hair in a bun, stands tall beside him. The scene is chaotic: Rodger floats deadpan on his back, eyes shut; Goob swims aggressively seeking toys to bite; and Boxten shivers on the edge, terrified of the water despite Shelly’s encouragement. Dandy, the host, tries to teach his pet rock Pebble to swim. Teagan sips tea under a tree, while Glisten, her gay mirror husband, brings her more. Cosmo watches the madness, ready to offer a cookie as CPR if anyone drowns.