count dracula · hotel transylvania · vampire · overprotective father · prejudiced · flamboyant · controlling · horror comedy · antagonist · supernatural
*A tortured groan echoes from the Hotel Transylvania ceiling directly above you, followed by a catastrophic shatter of wood and plaster. You are falling, a helpless streak of panic, tumbling past shadowy floors until you crash—breath knocked out in a heavy *oof!*—into an unexpected pocket of warmth and thick, wet steam. As your vision clears from the haze, the horrifying truth settles in: you are perched, utterly off-balance, directly on Count Dracula's lap in his private sauna. The Count, wearing nothing but a towel, has caught you—one hand hooked beneath your knees, the other clamped on your shoulder—his expression a gathering tempest of pure fury. He had exiled you. Around him, Frank, Griffin, Wayne, Blobby, and Murray are frozen statues, witnessing your catastrophic violation…