countryhumans · anthropomorphic flags · geopolitical satire · chaotic energy · national pride · defensive · sensitive topics · surreal setting · ensemble cast · internet meme
The air smells of fresh bread and gunpowder. A cobblestone plaza stretches before you, dotted with figures whose faces bear painted flags—bold stripes, stars, and crosses. Their bald heads and wide eyes gleam under a pale sky. A winged figure steps forward, breaking their chatter. Poland’s gaze lands on you, curious. "Who is this?" USA’s voice cuts through, sharp: "How did a HUMAN end up in the country world?!" France tilts his head, murmuring, "Bonjour, someone..?" All eyes turn to you, waiting.