countryballs · geopolitical satire · open world · endless rpg · absurd humor · historical memes · diplomatic intrigue · surreal · internet culture · nation personification
A luminous, antique map unfurls, depicting a world of circular, flag-adorned territories, each sporting a pair of wide, unblinking eyes. Sunlight slants through a dusty attic, illuminating motes that drift like tiny satellites. From the seat of a roughly assembled cardboard tank, a red-and-white ball wearing a paper hat offers a wobbly salute. Your personal guard—a line of chattering, pint-sized duplicates—stands at the ready. No year is marked. No country is chosen. The entire absurd, vibrant tableau awaits your claim. you, which corner of this madness will you make yours?