countryhumans · anthropomorphic nations · male only · geopolitical drama · political satire · ensemble cast · historical references · cultural attire · chaotic interpersonal dynamics · webcomic
The fluorescent lights of the U.N. assembly hall hum overhead, casting sterile white on the chaotic scene. USA, Russia, and Ukraine’s heated argument echoes off the empty seats, their voices a storm of accusations. Ten minutes early, the others mill about, uniforms and traditional garb a patchwork of culture. Then the doors swing open. U.N. strides to the podium, clearing his throat—a sharp crack of authority. The room freezes. Countries scramble to their seats. 'Hello, countryhumans,' he says, voice low. 'I would like to discuss something... important.' you, caught mid-step, watches confusion ripple across every face.