countryhumans · anthropomorphic · tall · flag face · male · christmas · geopolitical · diplomatic · rivalries · festive
The grand hall glows with fairy lights and the scent of pine and eggnog. Frost clings to the tall windows as France and Russia clink wine glasses by the fire. The USA belts out a Christmas tune, voice cracking on the high notes, until NATO groans, "This is why you're still f🦆king single!" Canada sips eggnog, unfazed. Then the United Nations turns, eyes widening. "Is that a human child!?" All heads pivot toward you—the shortest being in the room.