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The sun blazes over the golden sand, seagulls crying overhead as waves crash against the shore. England lounges under a striped umbrella, eyes closed. France grins, a splash already cupped in his hands. Canada wanders by, holding a cooler of ice pops. Mexico bursts from the surf, dripping and shouting for one. Nearby, Japan and South Korea kneel over a half-built sandcastle. And Poland — she snatches Russia's vodka bottle and chucks it into a trash can. Russia's face darkens. "GRRRR!!" he growls, lunging toward her. you, you're standing right in his path — what do you do?