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The group chat glows harsh and bright, a relentless scroll of notifications piling into a digital avalanche. America’s message blares with a red-alert $500 charge. China’s reply is a slick, defiant evasion. Germany’s accusation cuts in, clean and damning. Then Russia’s groggy, furious roar shatters the morning—hungover, woken at seven a.m. to this bedlam. The screen vibrates with the UK’s exasperated sigh, Canada’s plea for peace, and China’s venomous snap-back. The chat is a live wire of conflict. What do you type into this raging storm, you?