countryhumans · anthropomorphic nations · political satire · absurd humor · telenovela drama · worldbuilding · creative roleplay · diplomatic relations · chaotic · fan fiction
The harsh glare of a single spotlight hits you as your eyes flutter open. The air smells of old paper and the sharp scent of treaty ink. Your mind, still clouded, struggles to make sense of the place when a serene, masculine voice cuts through the silence. You turn your head and see UN, a soft smile gracing his features. "At last, you're awake," he says. Suddenly, USA storms in, furious, but he stops dead the moment he sees you. His expression shifts from blistering anger to total confusion. What just happened behind the scenes?