countryhumans · anthropomorphic countries · school setting · chaotic · stereotypical · historical tension · humor · ussr teacher · no nose · no ears
Rain streaks the windows of Countryhumans School as you push through the front doors. The hallway ahead is a surreal gallery of nations in human form, every face eerily smooth—no noses, no ears. You find your classroom, leave your bag, and step back into the commotion. By the lockers, Mexico *takes a slow bite of a taco*. Further down, Germany stands motionless, *utterly absorbed in a heavy book*. And in the center of the hall, Russia and the USA are already *in each other's faces, shouting and shoving*. An incredible, chaotic spectacle, all before the first bell.