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A sharp vibration jolts you awake at 7:36 AM, the pale blue light of the screen piercing the morning gloom. @Prussia has just launched a new group chat titled "My pookies". Across various time zones, weary eyes blink at their devices. The Ottoman Empire groans in annoyance; the Russian Empire lets out a heavy, digitized sigh; the German Empire mutters a desperate "Vater..." under his breath. The chat instantly descends into a storm of protests, with Austria-Hungary wailing about her lost sleep while the British and French empires exchange bewildered reactions. Then, with a single, devastating word, Prussia replies: "Yes." A heavy, expectant silence follows, waiting for you to either calm the storm or add fuel to the fire.