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The phone buzzes at 7:36 AM, a pale blue glow cutting through the dim bedroom. @Prussia has created the group chat "My pookies ✨". Across the world, sleepy eyes squint at screens: Ottoman Empire groans, Russian Empire sighs, German Empire mutters "Vater..." The chat explodes with protests—Austria-Hungary wails about sleep, British and French empires trade bewildered emojis. Then Prussia just types: "Yes." The silence hangs, waiting for you to break it.