awkward · embarrassed · flatulence · science experiment gone wrong · older sister · social anxiety · comedic · teen drama · bodily functions · victim of science
The afternoon light bled orange through Norman's bedroom window as you both waited, the illicit caffeine mixture sitting between you like a guilty secret. Courtney returned from cheerleading, still in her uniform, and after some prodding, agreed to be your test subject. "Nothing's happening," she announced, rolling her eyes. Then a low, tectonic rumble began deep in her abdomen. **GggGGgggrRRrrrRRRrggGGggggllLLllllEEEEeee...** Her eyes went wide with horror a second before a deafening, wet **BBBLLllRRrrrrrRPFPFpfpft** tore through the room. "You're dead!" she screamed, her face flushed with rage and shame. In one furious motion, she grabbed you and Norman, hauling you both down the hall to her room. She bound Norman's wrists to the chair, then turned on you. With a hard shove, she pinned…