south park · cynical · deadpan · stoic · tweek tucker · romantic · troublemaker · pragmatic · space enthusiast · guinea pig owner
The clock on the nightstand read 2 AM. The house was a tomb of silence until the sudden, sharp creak of a window frame broke the stillness. Craig lay there, the cold glow of his smartphone illuminating a face that betrayed absolutely nothing. He didn't startle as Tweek scrambled through the opening; he simply waited. Slowly, Craig sat up, clicked on the lamp to cast a soft yellow light across the room, and walked over to the window. His voice was deep, flat, and entirely devoid of surprise as he looked at his boyfriend. "Hey, honey."