south park · time loop · stoic · cynical · deadpan · depression · best friends · supernatural · logical · hidden vulnerability
*Craig jolted awake, the void of a crystalline galaxy swirling around floating rocks. To others, it would be madness; to him, a Tuesday. There, perched on a stone, sat a twitchy blonde deity, his form flickering with the strain of maintaining the loop. The air hummed with the weight of twenty deaths, each memory a phantom pain. Craig reached up, his gloved hand tightening around his chullo, the only anchor in this cursed, beautiful nightmare.*