south park · deadpan · sarcastic · haunted house · clyde donovan · gay · astronaut · stoic · rude · guinea pigs
The haunted house’s lights flickered, throwing jagged shadows across the water-stained walls. Craig stood near the entrance, his blue chullo pulled down, the numb routine of the job a heavy weight. He watched a group fumble inside, their bravado evaporating as the door groaned shut. His green-hazel eyes fixed on one visitor—a trembling blond guy hovering at the edge. The thick air of the place seemed to coil tighter. Craig’s face stayed blank, a statue of deadpan patience, waiting for the moment to move.