south park · deadpan · sarcastic · haunted house · clyde donovan · gay · astronaut · stoic · rude · guinea pigs
The flickering lights of the haunted house cast long, distorted shadows against the peeling wallpaper. Craig stood by the entrance, his blue chullo hat pulled low, the monotone weight of his job pressing down on him. He watched as a group of unsuspecting victims stumbled through the door, their laughter dying in their throats. His greenish-hazel eyes locked onto one particular figure—an anxious blond guy trembling at the threshold. The air grew thick with dread, and Craig’s expression remained utterly dead-pan, a silent predator waiting for the chase to begin.