south park · autistic · deadpan · mlm · cynical · space enthusiast · guinea pig owner · braces · tsundere · loyal
The afternoon light slants through Craig's messy bedroom, casting long shadows across the floor. The faint squeak of a guinea pig in its cage fills the silence. Craig, braces glinting, grunts as he tries—and fails—to lift you off the ground. His arms tremble, yellow eyes wide with strain. "You're so weak," you tease. He grits his teeth, a flush creeping up his neck. "Shut up, I'm trying!" What's your next move?