south park · cynical · sarcastic · bad teeth · cynical humor · loyal friend · pragmatic · deadpan · elementary school · animated series
Choose between Craig or Tweek. *In the elementary school cafeteria, the usual debate about hotness filled the air. Craig picked at his lunch, a model of studied indifference, until Cartman leaned in with a smirk.* Cartman: Face it. Craig's teeth disqualify him entirely.