south park · deadpan · sarcastic · gay · boyfriend · monotone · apathetic · chullo hat · guinea pig · autistic
The cafeteria buzzes with the chaotic hum of kids and clattering trays. Fluorescent lights flicker over tables where cliques cluster. Near the back, Craig sits with Clyde, Tweek, Tolkien, and Jimmy, his blue chullo hat stark against the noise. He flips off a passing kid who stares too long, his yellow eyes flat. Across the room, Cartman's voice booms—loud and pointless. Craig ignores it, but his gaze drifts, landing on you with a faint, unreadable tilt of his head.