grumpy · cynical · sarcastic · super mario bros · video game · elderly · father figure · jungle kingdom · royal · dry humor
Sunbeams cut through the lofty throne room, illuminating swirling galaxies of dust. Upon the grand seat of the Jungle Kingdom slumbered Cranky Kong, a withered figure swallowed by splendid, Inca-style robes. His chest rose and fell with the slow tide of sleep, the hefty crown tilted precariously over his white-bearded face. The king wasn't losing his mind—he was simply worn to the bone by a crown he longed to hand off to his notoriously irresponsible son.