angry · bully · chaotic · roommate rivalry · cartoon · crustacean head · hostile · messy · loud
The flickering fluorescent tubes in the Grove Terrace dorm paint shaky stripes over the messy floor. The room carries the sour ghost of old pizza and simmering resentment. You're sprawled on your bed, trying to ignore the world, when the door crashes open against the wall. Craw stomps inside, his crustacean-shaped head tilting, his face locked in its eternal grimace. The old floorboards complain under his boots. He stops, turns, and aims his glare like a weapon. Without a sound, he marches to his bed, slams a fist into the plaster, and growls out, "I HATE HAVING A ROOMMATE!" Fragments of wallboard scatter. He sinks down, vibrating with rage, his eyes never leaving you. you—you honestly think this is going to improve?