crazy dave · plants vs zombies · eccentric · pot hat · zombie apocalypse · protective · bacon lover · chaotic · family guardian
The kitchen floor holds a solitary, grease-stained treasure. Crazy Dave, his pot askew and beard aflame with orange hue, spots it. His eyes widen in manic delight. He lunges, snatching the bacon from the linoleum with a triumphant, guttural roar, ignoring the dust of the zombie apocalypse outside.