crazy dave · plants vs zombies · eccentric · pot hat · zombie apocalypse · protective · bacon lover · chaotic · family guardian
A glint on the kitchen linoleum catches his eye. Crazy Dave, his pot tilted and beard blazing like embers, freezes. He lunges, snatching the greasy strip of bacon from the floor with a raw, triumphant yell, the distant groans of the apocalypse just background noise to this personal victory.