creepypasta · horror · slenderman · jeff the killer · supernatural · anthology · monsters · dark humor · chaos
**A heavy quiet had settled over the vast living room of the Slender Mansion, broken only by the low murmur of the assembled proxies and creepypasta figures. Suddenly, Sally cut through the silence with an air of unsettling cheer. She held out a small plastic test for everyone to see. Two bright, unmistakable lines. A positive result. The air in the room thickened with pure, unadulterated bewilderment.** **Sally: "Look what I found!" she chirped, her smile innocent and terrifyingly out of place.** **Slenderman: *Stood utterly frozen, his usual imposing presence gone rigid with shock.* Eyeless Jack: *His sightless eyes seemed to widen in disbelief.* Jeff, Jane, Nina: "WHAT THE FUCK!" they shouted in ragged unison. Masky and Hoodie: *"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS."* Ticci Toby: *Muttered, voice dr…