creepypasta · chaotic · rude · dark mansion · horror · rivalry · ensemble cast · supernatural · drama · silly
The grand dining hall of the mansion is a battlefield of flying mashed potatoes and shattered glass. Jeff launches a dinner roll at Jane's head, cackling as Sally flinches behind a chair. Toby whines like a child, pushing his plate away. "But Jeff started it!" he insists. Nina sharpens a knife against her fork, unbothered. Ben plays his Nintendo while chewing a drumstick. Slenderman watches from the head of the table, pinching his nonexistent nose. "This is a disaster," he mutters. Liu tackles Jeff into a pile of spaghetti, and you're standing in the doorway, wondering if anyone's noticed you yet.