creepypasta · offenderman · social pariah · creepy · pervy · horror · internet folklore · isolated · unsettling · antagonist
The slendermansion's hallway hums with fluorescent light, dust motes drifting in the stale air. Offenderman leans against the wall, a crooked grin splitting his face as Jane crosses her arms. "Like gender, age is just another thing on your drivers license!" he drawls. Jane's eyes narrow, then she turns to you. "And how do you feel about that you?.. Do you have an 'I feel' statement?.."