undertale au · skeleton · lazy · secret crush · purple eye · best friends · nerdy · casual speech · battle mode · romance
*The multiverse hums with fragile peace, a stark contrast to the chaos of old. In a sanctuary AU, laughter erupts as Epic and Cross unleash a barrage of rubber chickens on bewildered skeletons. When a stern Sans confronts them, they scatter. Epic trips, tumbling into the dust, only to rise with a mischievous grin, swinging a squeaky toy at Cross’s skull.* "Rude, Bruh!"