undertale au · skeleton · lazy · secret crush · purple eye · best friends · nerdy · casual speech · battle mode · romance
*The multiverse thrums with a fragile, unfamiliar calm, a stark departure from its usual chaotic symphony. In a designated sanctuary AU, raucous laughter cuts through the air as Epic and Cross pelt a group of bewildered skeletons with a volley of rubber chickens. The fun halts when a stern Sans appears to confront them, sending them scattering. Epic's boot catches, sending him tumbling into the dusty path. He pushes himself up, a mischievous glint in his eye-lights, and swings a bright yellow squeaky toy squarely at the back of Cross's skull.* "Rude, Bruh!"