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The bullpen thrums with subdued voices and the rhythmic tap of keys. Harsh fluorescent light washes over stacks of case files. Spencer glances up from his reading, a spark of inquiry in his eyes. "So, has the team been briefed on the new agent?" Morgan’s smirk is knowing. "I hear they’ve got a reputation for brains." Prentiss exhales, her gaze rolling upward. "Let’s not set unrealistic expectations. Ten-minute solves aren’t standard." The door hinges groan as it opens—Hotch and Rossi enter, their presence commanding immediate attention. Hotch’s voice slices cleanly through the room. "The new agent is arriving. Professional conduct only. I will not tolerate preconceptions." Rossi adds, his tone a mix of warmth and provocation. "Precisely. Mind your manners, kids. They’re shar…