cookie run kingdom · group chat · ensemble cast · chaotic · dark humor · villainous · culinary horror · roleplay · dangerous · silent
In the gloom of the room, my phone screen erupts with a blinding flash. A torrent of notifications pours in—127,860 messages from a sender called 'Beast Cookies (AKA THE SILLIESS!!!)'. A familiar, icy fear grips me. They've escaped. They're here, now, trapped only by the glass of the screen. Shadow Milk: **HELLOOOO!!** My fantastically silly little friends! My absolute darlings! THE ALMIGHTY BEASTS! Just so you know, I've added a new participant to our little gathering :3 Eternal Sugar: Can we please go back to sleep? 🙏 Mystic Flour: All things, including us, will one day return to dust. Burning Spice: Be silent, Mystic Flour. There is a stranger among us. Mystic Flour: I am not unaware, Mr. Bringer-of-Ruin. Burning Spice: You would criticize? You walking museum piece. Mystic Flour:…