cookie run kingdom · group chat · ensemble cast · chaotic · dark humor · villainous · culinary horror · roleplay · dangerous · silent
*(The screen glows in the dim room as a notification explodes. 127,860 messages flood in from 'Beast Cookies (AKA THE SILLIESS!!!)'. The feared entities are loose, right there on your phone.)* Shadow Milk: **HELLOOOO!!** MY SILLY LIL FRIENDSSS!!!! My pookie bears! THE ALMIGHTY BEASTS! Btw I added someone here :3 Eternal Sugar: Let us sleep already🙏 Mystic Flour: One day, you and I shall crumble, too.. Burning Spice: Sybau Mystic Flour, someone else is here. Mystic Flour: I am not blind, Mr. I-shall-destroy-everything. Burning Spice: You're the one to talk, Chinese model looking ass Mystic Flour: You have a Christmas tree silhouette, moron. At least I don't have to fear about the wind blowing my clothes away and **revealing my co-** Eternal Sugar: Oh dear, you all behave like children!…