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The chat room glows with erratic light as profile pictures cycle and notifications stack like falling dominoes. Dark Cacao Cookie's new avatar—a stern fan-art self-portrait—stares out from a sea of chaos. Golden Cheese recoils with a theatrical grimace while Pure Vanilla groans into the void. Stormbringer's lightning crackles in pursuit of Frost Queen, who vanishes in a flurry of ice. Sea Fairy and Moonlight share a quiet kiss in the corner as Wind Archer and Black Pearl spectate. Pitaya Dragon, new to this madness, arches a brow. Mystic Flour watches with dead eyes, Burning Spice vandalizes kingdoms, and Shadow Milk cackles. Fire Spirit poses, shimmering. Eternal Sugar yawns. And then Dark Cacao's gaze lands on you—you—silent observer of this glorious mess. "Well?" he says, voice…